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47 memes about Riverdale season 3 that are FAR too accurate
24 May 2019, 17:09
One taught me love. One taught me patience. One taught me not to mix drugs & cosplay.
It might have been a bit of a bumpy ride but Riverdale season 3 really did bless us with so much. It gave us drugs, gangs, cults, brothels, seizures, cosplaying, Cole Sprouse singing, sword fights, bear fights, shirtless moments, sweaty shirtless moments, sex scenes, sweaty sex scenes, multiple faux fur collars, organ harvesting (yeah, that's right, I said organ harvesting) and most importantly of all, FP Jones' glasses.
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Week in, week out, Twitter lit up every Wednesday to rant, rave and meme about the absolutely insane things that were happening on the show and honestly? Almost every single tweet was out 👏 of 👏 control.
SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FULL SEASON YET!
Here are all the best and funniest memes from Riverdale season 3:
1) Riverdale Season 3, a summary
riverdale characters be like:
— 𝐤𝖔𝖇𝐲 ♥ (@kobychill) December 1, 2018
archie: going✈️prison cuz i have RED hair 🤠😢👱♂️
veronica: mom dad will u guys pls stop being criminals and killing ppl🙄💋
betty: im kooky fuck the farm🔎📝
jughead: riverdale was changing... no one was looking at my stupid hat...👀😤🔪
2) Archie pleading guilty to a crime he didn't commit is the most offensive thing he's ever done to me and Vegas.
what she says: i'm fine
— PopBuzz (@popbuzz) October 11, 2018
what she means: vegas will never understand why archie isn't coming home and archie really should have taken that into consideration before he recklessly pleaded guilty why didn't he think of the dog why does nO ONE EVER THINK OF THE DOG #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/LBTZr3aMfZ
3) This was the best part of season 3. I'm not even exaggerating.
I know I’m getting old cause I’m more interested in FP Jones and these hot glasses on #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/LkalqVqdXu
— rachel leishman (@RachelLeishman) October 11, 2018
4) Nothing. Literally nothing. Not a thing.
Me trying to see what's so fun about Griffins and Gargoyles #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/Eeo3zMEGLr
— Devin🐺 (@GeauxDevin) November 8, 2018
5) OK, BUT THAT FLASHBACK EPISODE THO...
This Riverdale episode has it ALL
— Chandler (@ChndlrVlndr) November 8, 2018
80s flashbacks
The supernatural
A music number
A montage set to the musical number
Anthony Michael Hall #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/c53O0EtGmO
6) We knew the Blossom family was twisted but this? It's a no from me!
Penelope was adopted as a Blossom and groomed to marry her adopted brother?!?! #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/pUwD7mEsbC
— 👑Jewell Reign👑 (@JewellReign) November 8, 2018
7) I HAVE NO FURTHER COMMENTS ON THIS MATTER.
young fp jones and young fred andrews... #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/OiuqdE74Lj
— sophie sanderz (@sophies_thots) November 8, 2018
8) Next time someone complains about Archie, I'm bringing up that flashback episode.
why were the parents worse than their kids ?? #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/uT4cARpn22
— 『m』 (@screaming_kian) November 8, 2018
9) If Riverdale season 3 taught us one thing... it's that Casey Cott has The Range™
One taught me love.
— Cheyenne Smith (@really_cheyenne) November 8, 2018
One taught me patience.
One taught me not to mix drugs & cosplay.#Riverdale pic.twitter.com/axXPVV19vg
10) I would absolutely, 100%, die for young Alice.
i don't go here but lili reinhart as young alice... pic.twitter.com/HHe2VmkGAF
— mindy amerikate (@gertschase) November 8, 2018
11) I'm honestly still emotional about this. Please respect my privacy.
Me waiting for Young Alice to tell Young FP that she’s pregnant even though I know it’s not gonna happen ☠️ #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/roFoseeEK9
— ellen (@symboliccassie) November 8, 2018
12) Literally would have rather stayed in jail.
Archie after being released from prison and sees everyone playing Griffins and Gargoyles #riverdale pic.twitter.com/co4azFZslD
— Falice❄️Barchie🎄Whitelighter🎅🏻 (@anchors_ahoy) November 8, 2018
13) Forget episode... how about ENTIRE SEASON?
This entire episode #riverdale pic.twitter.com/SUBrTBD17O
— Wolf Haley (@hailstorm_) November 8, 2018
14) I'm not even gonna try and defend this tweet.
okay why is this always relevant #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/fraAsC2PhJ
— mackenzie :-) (@maclongo21) November 15, 2018
15) Monica BEEN Posh!
Veronica arriving to the jail like #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/vHGstpe5sM
— Allison the Disney Diva (@Daviesallison1A) November 15, 2018
16) Is Jughead the only one who knows how to play this damn game properly?
Jughead explaining how Gryphons and Gargoyles works. #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/3a8hjkOOhm
— Archie Comics (@ArchieComics) November 15, 2018
17) The rules on child abuse in this town are... questionable.
Betty mentions Reggie being abused in a room full of adults, two having worked with the law, and they didnt even bat an eye. #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/PnrlGNbVFQ
— Falice❄️Barchie🎄Whitelighter🎅🏻 (@anchors_ahoy) November 29, 2018
18) Have some f*cking RESPECT.
so archie just gonna throw kevin’s phone like that #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/y00ZTwU40g
— Rachel (@fuckmylifesis) November 29, 2018
19) Lol, remember that one time we all thought FP was the Gargoyle King?
IS FP- NO DONT DO FP DIRTY LIKE THIS #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/b3MpLs0BuI
— b (@pastelhaze) November 29, 2018
20) Me @ episode 6, truly.
tonight’s episode of #Riverdale got me like: pic.twitter.com/udx1jt7dA9
— emme 🌸 (@emmewade21) November 29, 2018
21) SAY WHAT YOU WANT! SAY! WHAT! YOU! WANT!
20 year olds making fun of how ridiculous riverdale is like we didn’t all watch glee
— bridget (@presidentgay) October 17, 2018
22) This is funnier when you think about what happens with Evelyn Evernever in episode 20.
riverdale students be like yes i'm in high school yes i'm 30 we exist
— jake (@jakegrnr) December 4, 2018
23) Can't tell him nuthinnnnnn'
#Riverdale
— persephone🌜🌞🌛 (@etherealmush) December 6, 2018
Jughead: Archie no
Veronica: Archie no
Betty: Archie no
God watching from above: Archie no
Archie: pic.twitter.com/R8vpHS8Kpj
24) Ms Jellybean Jones is THAT bitch.
Jellybean coming to save her man #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/YjDi62AHFn
— _x.dm.x‼️❤️ (@_Harmonizer_97) December 13, 2018
25) And I- OOP!
FP:can I get a hug
— ADREANNE👸🏾💯 (@QueenAdreanne15) December 13, 2018
Jellybean:can I get a dad
Me:#Riverdale pic.twitter.com/AaIgCFiU9m
26) Jughead messed up on this one, I'M SORRY.
Jughead: covers a murder, forces Cheryl to lie about FP covering Jasons murder, makes a drugg deal with Penny, drives a illegal race...
— evelyn (@chonibIossom) January 17, 2019
*Choni steals a golden egg from Hiram*
Jughea: Well thats a crime... kicked out!¡!
27) "YOU GOT ATTACKED BY A FREAKIN' BEAR?"
So Archie survived the black hood, Hiram lodge, juvenile detention, and the crazy farm girl.... JUST TO GET TAKEN OUT BY A BEAR #riverdale
— 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝚓 (@hannah_nycole) January 17, 2019
28) Hiram? Shot? Oh well...
hermione leaving the hospital after cutting hirams life support off @marisolnichols pic.twitter.com/2Qt6VbxfBz
— martyna met mädchen💗 (@moonlitmadchen2) January 22, 2019
29) Still true.
not to be dramatic or anything but Sheriff FP Jones™ is the best thing that's ever happened to me #riverdale pic.twitter.com/FCPhhabXUb
— katie louise smith (@_katesss) January 24, 2019
30) Remember when the only thing we had to worry about was what song Archie was going to perform at the Jubilee?
Season 1 was a simpler time. #riverdale pic.twitter.com/tUjxLAB6IO
— - (@thesouthsidex) January 24, 2019
31) Idk idk idk, don't even know how he managed a 600 tbh.
Archie getting a 600 on his SAT is the most sense this show has made #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/K0EUcGoaHw
— londonlove (@LondonLove_1317) January 24, 2019
32) [scoffs] Yeah, Dad...
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) January 24, 2019
33) Can confirm that it's been a rough 7 months...
Gladys: we gon stay awhile....
— Maniya (@officialmaniya) February 7, 2019
Falice shippers: #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/fdJKbCirGv
34) I'M THE GARGOYLE KING!
“You’re the Gargoyle King, You’re the Gargoyle King, everyone’s the Gargoyle King!” #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/R4fbnVBny7
— FaliceBarchie 👑 (@anchors_ahoy) February 7, 2019
35) Yes, you could say my life is literally the equivalent of burnt down trailer.
Me watching my grades go down, my friendships deteriorate, my diet go to hell and my skin break out: #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/y6xFpnRS2c
— Eleni Paga (@Eleni_Paga) March 21, 2019
36) I'll be honest, he made *some* points.
#riverdale
— jess regan (@jessregan_10) March 21, 2019
Series 3 episodes 1-15: *talks about Edgar Evernever
Me: I hate Edgar Evernever
Series 3 episode 16: *sees Edgar Evernever
Me: Sign me up for the farm pic.twitter.com/IyqtZ2JaDx
37) You know what, in retrospect, I retract this statement.
Me: I’m done with this crazy ass storyline on #Riverdale
— 🎪Ti Fifi🎪 (@Reignsaidso) March 21, 2019
*Chad Michael Murray joins the cast of #Riverdale *
Me: pic.twitter.com/H84LH84Ziu
38) Like I said, Casey Cott has The Range™
#Riverdale pic.twitter.com/CEaNpnwqiM
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) March 21, 2019
39) I am Toni. Toni is me.
Me this whole fucking season: #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/Qul0jQFDoN
— Stream Me! (@ChelseaMoffatt) May 9, 2019
40) If it turned out that Jason Blossom was still alive, I would have jumped out the nearest window.
the core 4 after realizing they spent a whole season finding out who jason’s killer was when he’s not even dead #riverdale pic.twitter.com/ZG0zTOvU6A
— caroline (@maliasforbes) May 9, 2019
41) Is that crack that you're smoking, Ethel?
when ethel says the gargoyle king is jason blossom #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/FkGgwD1tyE
— ✰ caroline ✰ (@grapeisnotdead) May 9, 2019
42) If I ever hear the word "Farm" again, I'm gonna press charges.
#Riverdale
— Eleni Paga (@Eleni_Paga) May 9, 2019
S1: the farm is a beautiful place where Polly and Jason would have happily raised their kids.
S2: the farm gives kids weird names and wants Polly to cut ties with her family, understandable.
S3: the farm harvests your organs and sells them in the black market. pic.twitter.com/ieFvZmRwV0
43) The accuracy is FAR too much.
and here’s what you missed on riverdale :)) #riverdale pic.twitter.com/5dLtBGRt85
— georgia (@chonisghoul) May 9, 2019
44) We joke and we laugh but honestly? It's Riverdale, baby. I'll never quit it.
me: I'm done watching Riverdale, it just isn't what it used to be
— PAUL (@escorridoge) May 9, 2019
also me every week:#Riverdale pic.twitter.com/pfTNHLLMQA
45) And the Emmy for Outstanding Writing in a TV drama series goes to: Predictive Text! For Riverdale season 3!
i love Riverdale, the first tv show to be written entirely by predictive text
— keegz bro dude (@FranziaMom) December 1, 2018
46) Archie could spend a whole season locked in his bedroom and he'd still find a way to do something stupid.
Every week I watch #Riverdale and hope to god that this is the week Archie doesn’t do something stupid and every week I’m left sitting there like pic.twitter.com/oIUO9r55ni
— Morgan (@morganbrea) December 6, 2018
47) I am literally exhausted. Literally.
Trying to figure this season out #riverdale pic.twitter.com/oqh6NoMkC6
— bekks (@bekks) November 29, 2018
