Archie did the most infuriating thing on 'Riverdale' and the memes are savage
6 December 2018, 16:53
Archie Andrews is irritating everyone on 'Riverdale' and the entire fandom is roasting him...
There is no show quite like Riverdale. In season 3 alone, the teen drama has thrown us everything from floating babies (WTF) to heart-shattering break-ups (bring back Varchie now). And that's not even getting into the gripping mystery of the Gargoyle King. Over the past few episodes the residents of the wildest town in fiction have been terrorised by a brand new villain and our faves are being killed off one by one.
The madness doesn't stop there though. Betty is currently trapped as a patient in The Sisters of Quiet Mercy (someone save her now), Jughead is now addicted to playing Gryphons and Gargoyles (he is a game master now) and Veronica is running a speakeasy (she's a boss ass bitch tbh). But it's Archie who has caused the most controversy this season though and he's now inspiring the most savage memes.
Why does everyone hate Archie Andrews now?
It all started back in episode 1 when Archie decided to plead guilty to the murder of Cassidy Bullock, even though he didn't commit it. In doing so, Veronica had to work overtime to exonerate him and he became a pawn in Hiram's shady Leopold & Loeb shenanigans. Then he decided to put end things with Veronica (we're still feeling bitter about this) and run away with no concrete plans to escape Hiram.
It all came to a head in last night's episode when Archie, while on the run and in hiding from Hiram, decided to a) stop off in a town not too far away from Riverdale to rest and b) REVEAL HIS REAL NAME TO COMPLETE STRANGERS WHO WERE WORKING WITH HIRAM. If that weren't bad enough, he almost tried to KILL Hiram. When will our sweet aspiring singer-songwriter return from war?
Unsurprisingly fans are not here for Archie's most recent antics anymore and they have been taking to Twitter in droves to express their frustrations with him. In fact, he's been so irritating this season that he's now being meme-d by viewers.
Some are just straight-up slamming Archie's choices.
Archie is on the run and tells a stranger his real name, where he’s from and who he’s running from. #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/IVfb0PLn9b
— Phillip 🍂🦃 (@ThatOneGuy2393) December 6, 2018
The intelligence that that does not have.
Others are taking the mick out of them.
"Laurie, my name is not Biff. It's Archie Andrews. I'm running from Hiram Lodge in #Riverdale. My social security number and home address are
— Riverdale After Dark: A Riverdale Podcast (@RiverdaleDark) December 6, 2018
The gag is that this is barely an exaggeration. RIP Biff.
He really does not know how to keep a secret.
"Hi, welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
— Alex Zalben (@azalben) December 6, 2018
Archie Andrews: "It all started two years ago when my teacher, Ms. Grundy, picked me up after a long day of working construction. She was an older woman, but we were in love. Then, on July 4th, we heard a gunshot, and Jason Blo
Ffsssss.
What's worse is he doesn't listen to anyone.
#Riverdale
— afrodite 🌈 (@etherealmush) December 6, 2018
Jughead: Archie no
Veronica: Archie no
Betty: Archie no
God watching from above: Archie no
Archie: pic.twitter.com/R8vpHS8Kpj
It might be a good idea to listen to people when you have literally no idea what you are doing.
One or two people want Archie to just be quiet.
archie why cant you ever shut up #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/Gz1eBSxyvY
— b (@pastelhaze) December 6, 2018
It's important to think before you speak.
He is literally a child.
Archie literally can NOT be left alone for five seconds. #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/YAMef4dGUs
— Are You Not Entertained?!?! (@entertained_are) December 6, 2018
We know he's a teenager but come on.
It's a weekly struggle.
Every week I watch #Riverdale and hope to god that this is the week Archie doesn’t do something stupid and every week I’m left sitting there like pic.twitter.com/oIUO9r55ni
— Morgan (@morganbrea) December 6, 2018
Not even his flawless abs can make up for his actions.
Even Jughead is reading Archie for filth.
“No offense Archie, but Betty took down a serial killer last year. You can’t go 5 minutes without getting kidnapped or accused of murder.” This is my all time favorite line on this damn show #Riverdale
— 🎄 Jolly 🤶🏻 Parton 🎄 (@___jantheman) December 6, 2018
We see no lies.
What's worse is Archie literally was kidnapped that episode.
As usual, Jughead was right when he say Archie can't go 5 minutes without being kidnap or beaten up. #Riverdale pic.twitter.com/toMWv38DAd
— ♍🌙 (@TamaraAisha2) December 6, 2018
THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE CHILLING AND EATING EGGS ARCHIE ANDREWS.
In conclusion...
Seriously can we get some character development for Archie?? He cannot be this stupid #riverdale
— Kris (@KaayTee_P) December 6, 2018
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