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22 April 2016, 11:43 | Updated: 4 December 2017, 11:10
(18+) Our favourite bit is the part where she freaked out that she would get arrested for kidnapping herself – and it’s all SO funny.
We’ve all been through a bad break up that’s left us doing things a little on the wrong side of cray cray, but until you can say you basically KIDNAPPED yourself in the boot of your exes car and live tweeted the whole thing, you can’t beat this girl.
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Twitter user @vickto_willy went viral after she posted a video of herself hiding in the boot of a moving car, and then proceeded to tell everyone exactly what happened that led to her getting in the trunk. (NB. 18+ There is swearing and language that some may find offensive in the video and tweets below)
WHEN U CATCH UR NIGGA CHEATING WITH A BITCH! HE PACKED HIS SHIT TO LEAVE ME FOR THIS HOE BUT IM IN THE TRUNK pic.twitter.com/HBtwUWmLsm
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 16, 2016
DONT KNOW WHERE TF WE AT! CANT WAIT TILL THIS NIGGA REALIZE IM THE DEFINITION OF A "RIDE OR DIE" pic.twitter.com/6TkfYoDpd6
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 16, 2016
DONT KNOW WHY MY VOICE CRACKED! BUT ITS ME HIM AND HER FROM NOW ON! SHIT WE ALL 1 PERSON!!!! pic.twitter.com/QJWmu6XAx1
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 16, 2016
It’s a long old read (well, it’s not going to be straightforward if she ended up going to these measures, is it?!) but it’s so, so worth it – especially the part where she freaked out so much about getting arrested for kidnapping herself she broke her nails holding the boot shut.
Okay so here's the longggggg story behind how I ended up in the trunk of my niggas car Ima give y'all the PART 1 of what lead up to it
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
1.) This happened last Friday night. But the drama lowkey started on Thursday night when my nigga 1st started tripping
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
2. So I went out w/ my homegirls Thursday night cause its my bday month so we was trying to turn up every day like pic.twitter.com/ZwIqx4Bi8A
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
5. Now pay attention to this next part. My nigga was supposed to be out of town at this time. He had been gone since that Sunday to visit
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
6. his family back home cause his little sister was going to her senior prom. Cool....So anyways we was facetiming/talking that whole week
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
7. Everything was cool til I went out Thursday. So I texted him like a hour before we went out, right when I was sure we was going & he aint
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
8. even open the message. i know this cause his read receipts STAY on cause he already kno I don't play pic.twitter.com/dzmmgMoWKI
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
9. I ain't think nothing of it & I ain't blow his phone up cause I figured I'm bout to turn up & he home so he can't be up to nothing
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
10. Now my homegirls & I pregame @ my crib. We done had a few shots so we uber to the bar, we in the uber acting ignorant af, twerking out
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
12. but we dont give a fuck cause we lookin good & feeling ourselves. We shaking our asses to Taylor Swift like we in a Juvenile music video
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
13. Now at this time, I'm having fun so I forget my nigga ain't text back till he call me. This nigga calls me & I answer even tho I kno
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
14. damn well he can't hear me over the music & vice versa. So I hang up & text him like "Ima call u when we get out" he text me back like
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
15. "nah pick up ur fuckin phone or we thru." Now I'm hellaaa confused, like here this nigga go with the bullshit pic.twitter.com/P4SniIlnop
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
16. I wasnt w/the shits though. I texted him back like "Do whatchu gotta do"... Not even a minute later he start calling me & Im forwarding
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
17. all his calls cause he tried me. Then he start facetiming me and y'all kno sometimes the iphone don't give y'all an option to ignore the
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
18. FaceTime call so that shit just keep fucking ringing till the person stop. This nigga called me at least 100 times then gonna text me
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
19. "Oh u must be ignoring me for whatever nigga u with. But it's cool, keep ignoring me and Ima FaceTime u till yo phone die"'now I'm
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
20. looking at my phone like this nigga tweakingso I text back like "stop the bs, Ima call u when I get home". Now he done threw the vibe
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
21. off for the whole night and my homegirls already don't like him. These hoes in my ear like "gurl fuck him, u look bad af! don't let him
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
22. stress you" they saying I need to let him go. Same shit they been telling me since day 1 of him & me.
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
26. So I get home and call him but he don't pick up. I'm tired and sleepy so I say fuck it and take my drunk ass to sleep; Friday morning, I
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
27. wake up and immediately look at my phone. Not 1 fucking text. Here I am expecting to wake up to text notifications full of apologies so
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
28. u kno I'm pissed this nigga ain't even send not a thing. But I get ready for class anyway and ride wit one of my homegirls from the
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
29. night before since I don't have no car. Let's call her "Jay". So Jay start talking bout how my nigga was tripping last night just tellin
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
30. me stuff I already kno. I'm lowkey zoning her out until I heard her say "chile he prolly trippin cause he doing sum shit on the side"
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
31. so now Im listening like whatchu mean. She said "niggas love to flip the script to make u look like a villain when they the ones up to
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
32. something." So I cut her off mid conspiracy like nah he know better and we rode in silence all the way to campus. But she ain't have to
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
33. say nothing else. My mind was already twisting, thinking bout this niggas reasons. I sat thru my whole class just telling myself nahhhh
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
34. he would never fuck up like that..... now remember this nigga STILL hasn't called/texted nada & the only reason I ain't call cause I
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
35. wanted to see how long it would take him to call me...I get home from class & Jay w/ me so we start sharing tea pic.twitter.com/OWQqiNHN97
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
36. then Jay get a call from HER homegirl, not a mutual. So she put it on speaker & her homegirl, lets call her "Katie" is on the line askin
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
37. her bout homework & notes for they lab class. And Jay put Katie on mute to tell me "this hoe never n class, I'm finna go to my house to
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
38. give her my notes." So I'm like girl u good and Jay take Katie off of mute. Here's where it gets crazy and I start to feel crazy
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
39. Remember Katie on speaker so I hear somebody sneeze in the back, this hoe say "bless u" and the nigga say "thank u"...Y'all tell me why
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
40. it took me .89 seconds to realize that niggas voice was MY niggas voice. But before I could react Jay had told Katie she was gona call
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
41. her back when she got home. But all it took was those 2 words for me to piece together my niggas bullshit pic.twitter.com/6TQjELj3Lz
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
42. Jay hung up & lookd at me like "what's wrong" cause Im damn near hyperventilating(I got asthma) over my epiphany pic.twitter.com/EC21iTjY3x
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
43. My palms had started sweating & I got that feelin n the pit of my stomach like I was on a roller coaster. U kno that sick feeling u get
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
44. when yo body kno something aint right even if yo mind don't believe it. I felt that. Now Jay n my face screaming "Victoria wtf going on"
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
45. and I just started shaking my head, I said "bitch you ain't hear Z(my nigga)" and I tell her what I heard. Now Jay like "hoe u real life
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
46. going crazy over him! He all the way back home!" But I don't got time to argue with a single hoe so I pretend she right & let her ass
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
47. go home so I can call my right hand bitch to help me figure it out. So I call up Bri(my right hand) & she pull up 10min later
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
48. now we n my room investigating better than detectives on 48 Hours. We find Katie address, shoe size, snapchat & her momma Facebook
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
49. We did our research; she go to FSU, she a super senior, done been n college bout 7 years for a 4year degree?Cool pic.twitter.com/0QjGXPEzj0
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
50.Anyway lemme stop throwing shade..so I call Z to see if he pick up now that I know he been lying & this nigga picks up on the 1st ring
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
51. But I stay calm & collected & woosah through the whole convo. This nigga so smooth y'all. He talking bout "how yo day been?" and it's
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
52. taking everything in me to not go off on him so I act normal then say "what u doing? why u ain't call me?". This nigga talking bout "I
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
53. thought I texted u earlier, hold on, oh my bad I never sent it Bae. I been busy running errands for my moms all day." blah blah blah he
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
54. pullin lies out like a magician hat. The whole time Im on the phone Bri signaling for me to relax, I was pissed pic.twitter.com/eZC9WoRoNZ
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
55. I get off the phone w/ him & Bri and I sit there for awhile thinkin bout how Ima approach this situation like pic.twitter.com/NfkHokl7OB
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
56. Then I say "fuck this. U got gas in ur car? I wanna pop up on him since he think he slick!" Bri said "hell yeah I been waiting for u to
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
57. say that! Cause u know Im ready!" So we get n her car & head to Katie apmt. Remember we done already found her address so we speed there
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
58. Now it's late so we get to the apartment complex bout 11pm; we pull up thinking how tf we gonna find which apmt she stay in. Bitchhh we
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
59. not even looking for a minute before we see who else but MY niggas car parked right in front of 1 of the 1st buildings so I immediately
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
60. hop out. Since I don't know which apmt she in and just the building. I'm ready to wake up the whole muhfuckin neighborhood! I start
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
61. pacing back & forth and Bri tell me "girl u gotta catch his fuck ass by surprise dont let him see u out here". I'm like "how bitch?how"
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
62. so we walk up to his little car and y'all I swear I was thinking of some evil crimes to commit like pic.twitter.com/3dp0i1Hb1k
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
63. Then it happened. My ass remembered he always leave his passenger door unlocked cause that's the only lock in his car that don't lock
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
64. automatically & he be too lazy to reach over & lock it hisself. So I tell Bri to call him & tell him I know everything. While she doin
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
65. that I open the passenger door &stretch over the drivers seat to open the trunk. THEN I GET IN THE TRUNK! Bri look @me like whachu doin
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
66. but idgaf how she feel cause I already told myself this the only way to get his ass off guard! I tell her "Im finna pop up on his ass"
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
67. So she help me close the trunk just enough to where I can hold it closed so it's not actually closed I put my phone on vibrate & tell
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
68. her to text me when he come out. I was in there chillin for almost 20min when she text me "BITCH HE COMIN BUT HE NOT ALONE"! Now I'm in
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
69. the trunk like oh yeah he really got me fucked up. But if this hoe wanna ride along, she betta be prepared to ride along FOREVA
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 19, 2016
70. Im n the trunk chillin like a vacation. THIS WAS WHEN I MADE THE VIDEO THAT YALL SAW. Im textin my homegirls pic.twitter.com/Mxyughej2B
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
71. Im bumping to the music n the trunk like Im n the front seat while Im back there I lowkey start panicking about what could happen if I
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
72. get caught in the trunk. Im not talking bout getting caught by Z either, Im talking by the police so if u wondering if it's illegal to
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
73. voluntarily kidnap urself & ride n the trunk? It is illegal. I should kno I googled it while I was in the trunk, then my ass was shook
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
74. like I hope this nigga don't get stopped. Man I was holding that trunk so tight, I even broke a nail trying to keep it from flying open
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
75. At that point. When my nail broke. I swear I was threw. I went over what I would say when I hopped out the trunk & I recited it over
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
76. &over like Kevin Hart when he snapped on his teacher. I was bout to snap. I was ready to get out the car like pic.twitter.com/lrewByH5pn
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
77. So I waited until I felt the car make a full stop and in that moment I decided to snap in a more "unique" way, shit I already had the
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
78. element of surprise being that I was in the trunk. I was like this nigga never gonna expect me to be cool with him AND her so when I
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
79. felt the car make that full stop. I hopped out(YALL SAW THAT VIDEO TOO) & I casually knocked on his window like it was the front door
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
80. & I basically said "nigga ain't no leaving me, now it's ME, U, & HIM" now the both of them started laughing so I'm standing like Z u
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
81. betta tell MY new gf, I don't play games. Now the both of them STILL laughing &I'm sooo pissed cause he highkey ain't even drive off on
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
82. my ass like I expected him to.Now Im standing there like "why y'all still laughing" cause they cracking up like pic.twitter.com/Bx7dul61we
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
83. Y'all tell me why I finally get a good look at the bitch in the car & she ain't even the bitch who Instagram I saw. THIS HOE AINT KATIE
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
84. Now I'm done my head hurt, my mouth dry like I been chewing cotton & Im .5 seconds away from whooping everybody ass. y'all remember
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
85. my right hand Bri? Well that hoe tailed us the whole time, and I woulda did the same for her if she got n her nigga car...U ever been
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
86. completely done w/ somebody & just when u say u done forreal, that's when they try to make it up to u? Yeah so I start walking to Bri
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
87. car cause she done pulled up on the side. Now Z wanna get out the car & had the nerve to pull at my arm saying "u wilding, lemme explain
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
88. Vick." Im like "nigga no, u had hella time to explain back there but u was 2 busy laughing it up wit that hoe, Im done with the shit Z"
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
89. So I hop in the car with Bri and we drive off and do you know this nigga ain't even blow my phone up! We speeding off & Im telling Bri
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
90. "yeah bitch, he boutta call me right now." nope not at all, nigga ain't even hit me until until the weekend was over. Y'all see that
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
91. screenshot from yesterday. Z talking bout "can I come thru". so I acted normal & said "yeah" but when he showed up I had a whole
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
project &PowerPoint of questions &my presentation began w/ "WHY TF IT TOOK U 2 WHOLE DAYS TO CONTACT ME & DONT LIE CAUSE U KNO IM CRAZY"
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
Thats the end of the story cause I don't wanna sit here & tell y'all that I broke up with that fuckboy or that we happily ever back 2gether
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
or that he done wit my shenanigans cause we all kno when it come down to that person u love*attached to* anything bound to happen.
— la loba (@vickto_willy) April 20, 2016
Yep, we’re definitely not feeling so bad about checking our exes phone while they weren’t looking now.
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