17 times 'the distance meme' hilariously summed up your entire existence
23 October 2018, 20:47
You could almost say that this meme really...goes the distance (sorry).
2018's best memes have provided non-stop laughs all year. The 'Nicki Stopped My Bag' and the 'Let's Get This Bread' memes have had us rolling with laughter in recent weeks. It's Twitter's latest joke format, the distance meme, that is absolutely the most relatable thing you'll see all day.
What is the distance meme?
If you've ever denied something a little too hard only to embrace it a short while later, you'll feel these jokes right inside your soul. People on the internet are sharing their own vices, habits, and traits and you'll be torn between laughing and relating a little too hard.
For instance, when you and your bank account agree to stop ordering takeaways and yet...
2 minutes later you're trying to decide between the egg fried rice or the noodles.
βThis is the last time Iβm eating out and then Iβll eat healthyβ
— γ € (@AKH_DM) October 21, 2018
Me
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πTakeaway
Me knowing full well that I'm precisely 2 business minutes away from being back on my BS
iβm not back on my bullshit
— andy (@mrkoodge) October 20, 2018
also me:
me
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π (2 min. walk)
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πmy bullshit
Your favourite artist after seeing that you finally have some coins in your savings account.
me: iβm FAR from being broke
— nicole (@poppunknic) October 23, 2018
me
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πconcert tickets
Beyonce said "YOU THOUGHT".
*extremely Jake voice*: Cool cool cool cool cool cool
me: iβm gonna start a new show!
— π»alexaπ ia bcs school (@peralxtiagos) October 20, 2018
me:
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πrewatching b99, and laughing at the jokes I've seen 1000 times
Me lying to myself about not catching feelings for the 9789404th time.
βiβm not gonna catch feelings againβ
— β° anna β° (@annaanthonyyy) October 21, 2018
me
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π (2 Min. Walk)
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πfeelings
ETA: 2 minutes
i be like βIβm FAR from a mental break downβ:
— spooky sarah (@gaydad3629) October 18, 2018
me
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π (2 min. walk)
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πa mental breakdown
I'm not saying liking toxic boys is my brand, but liking toxic boys is definitely my brand.
βiβm NEVER falling for a toxic boy againβ
— jelly stupid bitch (@jelly__megan) October 19, 2018
me
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π (2 min. walk)
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πthe toxic boy I like
Ooop. Well
me in middle school: iβm FAR from gay
— kya (@softsadsatan) October 19, 2018
me:
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π (2 min. walk)
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πgay
my body: please...a vegetable. something green...pLEASE
me: ya'll hear something?
me: I'm gonna start being healthy
— hamz(o) (@hvmz_h) October 19, 2018
Me
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π (2 Min. Walk)
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πMcDonald's
Just know that when I say "i'm cool", I am almost certainly the farthest thing from cool.
βnah iβm coolβ
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) October 17, 2018
me
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π (2 min. walk)
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πlosing my shit
Let's keep it π―: I'm crying now
βI donβt cry easilyβ
— sohni (@sohnianika) October 19, 2018
Me
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π (2 Min. Walk)
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πcrying
*nervous laughter* ugly? I...don't...know her
me? ugly??? iβm FAR from ugly:
— lucy,, (@curledbitch) October 16, 2018
me
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π (2 min. walk)
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πugly
Let's get this bread, fam.
βBro idc Iβm GETTING this bread today.β
— Owais Raza (@Oraza617) October 19, 2018
Me
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π (2 Min. Walk)
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πbread
Are you trying to tell me that crying at 1 am is weird or???
iβm FAR from depression:
— ππ» baby (@novemberdad) October 20, 2018
me
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π (2 min. walk)
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πcrying at 1 am
my sense of direction:
"I'm two minutes away"
— ਀ਾਰਨਿੰਦਰ π» (@pvnjxbi__papito) October 18, 2018
Me
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π Not my destination
Starting any sentence with "I just think it's funny how" means I've got a 45 minute argument queued up.
Iβm FAR from over emotional:
— ry (@wetpaintt) October 22, 2018
Me
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π (2 min. walk)
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πMental Breakdown
WELP.
βim not gonna take a depression nap. Iβm gonna finish my workβ
— ΨΉΩ Ψ± Ψ·Ψ§ΩΨΉ (@omariospizza) October 20, 2018
Me
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π (2 Min. Walk)
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πa depression nap
