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A$AP Rocky's sex tape has inspired the wildest memes
20 December 2019, 14:09
A$AP Rocky's alleged sex tape has inspired so many hilarious memes on Twitter.
If you were anywhere near Twitter recently, you probably saw that A$AP Rocky's alleged sex tape is sweeping across the internet. Basically, a video of a man having sex with an unidentified woman emerged on Pornhub and viewers immediately thought it was the 'F**kin' Problems' rapper because of his distinctive tattoos. It's unclear when the video was recorded or how it ended up online, but fans soon began commenting on his technique – particularly his, erm, "stroke game".
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Although A$AP – born Rakim Athelaston Mayers – doesn't explicitly confirm or deny that he's the man in the video, he did even release an official statement about his performance on Twitter.
MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER FUCKED HIM RATE HIM 😮
— LORD FLACKO JODYE II (@asvpxrocky) December 19, 2019
He tweeted: "MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER FUCKED HIM RATE HIM [sic]."
The memes were soon rolling in thick and fast, like, isn't it suspicious how this happened so soon after Donald Trump was impeached? A conspiracy.
trump after leaking ASAP Rocky’s sextape to distract us from the impeachment pic.twitter.com/WDzYUDP9nA
— madison jackson (@madiijaade_) December 20, 2019
Sorry to this man.
Girls before and after seeing the asap rocky s€x tape pic.twitter.com/inb8ptObJH
— Há𝖗𝖗ī𝖊𝖙 T𝖚𝖇𝖒á𝖓 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓... 🧠 (@hussi_petty) December 19, 2019
Hey, we don't make the rules...
now asap rocky gotta voluntarily drop another sextape to make up for this one cus baby.... pic.twitter.com/eb3eJLWJPu
— SAI (@sairusbliss1) December 19, 2019
Here come the stroke game comments...
Asap Rocky has a sex addiction with that kind of stroke? Tehehe pic.twitter.com/wdk4d0lsoY
— Khia’s Medicaid Van (@keshuun) December 19, 2019
Me over here knowing I have a better stroke game then ASAP Rocky pic.twitter.com/wNJm3G58zf
— Nick (@Frost48__) December 19, 2019
Me knowing my girls fantasy of asap rocky is ruined now & my stroke game is better pic.twitter.com/zQjHIAvjIY
— christopher (@chrisxxl626) December 19, 2019
Um, it's for "research" purposes.
me this morning googling "asap rocky sex tape" in incognito mode pic.twitter.com/kFcCe81uSE
— dom (@kokodercy) December 20, 2019
The lies.
You said you had Asap rocky: I said
— جميلة (@boujeeshae) December 19, 2019
a problem I had a FUCKING
problem pic.twitter.com/ON1dBrT2G2
SCREAMING.
source of entertainment for today, Asap Rocky’s sextape pornhub comments: pic.twitter.com/cGdjXaSkhF
— YaLocalWhiteBoy🌹 (@NoHoesGeorge) December 19, 2019
I-
**Exclusive video of ASAP Rocky's sex tape** pic.twitter.com/hvZsJQrg9p
— MpyrONE (@OneMpyr) December 19, 2019
The internet is a wild place.
I've seen ASAP Rocky and Steph Curry's penises today completely against my will pic.twitter.com/JhmQIT5JNU
— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) December 20, 2019
FFS.
“asap rocky’s stroke game so weak, i would’ve had her shakin n squirtin, if that was me shit would’ve gone down different” pic.twitter.com/rx4sJB11Wl
— ✧･ﾟ: *Jlon ✧･ﾟ: (@Jlonwavves) December 20, 2019
Yep, I smell a conspiracy.
trump leaking asap rocky’s sex tape to distract us pic.twitter.com/OXL2Z22gc5
— ✨ (@thatlevity) December 19, 2019
Heartbreak.
OF ALL THE MCM'S TO HAVE WEAK STROKE GAME WHY MUST IT BE ASAP ROCKY???? WHY DID I WATCH THE SEX TAPE???? pic.twitter.com/wAEg2rZIz2
— idc (@HappyFunBuns) December 19, 2019
It's fair to say we're ending 2019 with a bang.
