10 Memes To Help You Explain Capital’s Summertime Ball To Someone Who’s NEVER Been Before!
27 April 2017, 15:26 | Updated: 30 May 2017, 11:13
Look, all of you STB newbies - we could go through pages and pages of details about this year's BIGGEST party... But why would we do that when we could sum it up in these easy memes?
The Summertime Ball is one of the biggest events in the music calendar, and for A LOT of you, this year's going to be your first ever Ball. Here's everything you need to know about this summer's biggest party!
If you hadn't heard about the #CapitalSTB... Where have you been hiding?!
Just try to tell us you're not buzzing for the line-up; we KNOW you're lying!
And yes, you can be at the summer's biggest party. Just sayin'.
DISCLAIMER: We cannot be heard responsible for any jealousy your mates may have.
Oh, and if you don't do this move into the venue, we can't be mates anymore.
Whichever artist you're dying to see is causing it, we expect to see an increase of 82.9% of this face.
Don't judge us, but we could easily name and shame 18 people who dance like this backstage.
Maybe we should leave the singing to the professionals, eh? (Who are we even trying to kid?)
In what realm of fantasy did you even need to ask?
Finally - and most importantly - you will look like this. Don't even try to deny it.